"And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too."
— Night Vale (via koreyan)
via sextective · originally by koreyan

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

via heliolisk · originally by bunnyhug

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel

via giidas · originally by forassgard
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

via essetir · originally by memewhore
via essetir · originally by mactears

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

via giidas · originally by my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it
atraversso:

Early one morning…  by Mark Bridger

atraversso:

Early one morning… by Mark Bridger

via wonderous-world · originally by 500px.com
Anonymous asked: "Flo, it's killing me to see my friend so low, could you send some nice messages to her? I don't know how to help and it's tearing me apart. Her tumblr is Foxlan"

ask here

posted 1 day ago with 26 notes
danewlands:

Happy birthday, Percy Jackson.

danewlands:

Happy birthday, Percy Jackson.

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

via i-hope-i-made-you-happy · originally by youtube.com
cruelladetrillaa:

This speaks volumes.

cruelladetrillaa:

This speaks volumes.

via the-food-fighters · originally by cruelladetrillaa

w-for-wumbo:

renainnocenti:

gaminginyourunderwear:

*sob*

*shamelessly bawling*

*ugly crying*

via the-food-fighters · originally by livefromearth
Anonymous asked: "Hey, would you know anything to help/calm down an existential crisis? Thank you."

If there’s something in your life that you can take control of, do that. For the things out of your control, it’s not worth your time or energy to get upset about. Do what you can and do your best at it, but be gentle with yourself at the same time because you are doing your best and it’s not going to help to beat yourself up. You are a wonderful, talented, intelligent human being for whom life will work itself out for. No matter how bad things get, where there are problems, there will be solutions. 

Breathe. I cannot emphasize this enough. Breathe, take a step back- sometimes literally, if that helps- and try to look at the big picture. Your heart is still beating, you are still alive, and where there is life, there is hope. People may cheat, lie, and hurt each other, and sometimes it’s going to seem unbearable.

Sometimes it’s going to be really, really difficult to stay positive and sometimes it’s going to be very hard to love the things that you’ve grown up knowing; but we are all here for a reason. Even the really horrible people. Maybe they’re the universe’s way of showing us the physical embodiment of an asteroid collision or black hole. Maybe they’re here to show us the kind of person not to be. Regardless, they’re here, and they’re another obstacle that we have to deal with. Be aware, be yourself, and do whatever it takes to be happy.

You were given this life. Use your arms, legs, body and voice. Be heard. You deserve to exist. You deserve to be heard. You deserve to take up space. In this noisy confusion, vexations and busywork, it is still a beautiful world and you still have a long life ahead of you. Press on for the people you have yet to meet and the things that you have yet to do. Do not give up on yourself, even if it seems as though it’s not worth it to get up some mornings. Watch the sunset tonight, alone and with a cold glass of ice water. Enjoy the simple things in life. Strive to be happy. 

posted 1 day ago with 45 notes
Anonymous asked: "So my family had a campfire tonight and this guy I have a crush on came over. But, a few hours in my mom told me to go get a shower since we were leaving early the next morning. This was a problem since I was wearing a bit of makeup and obviously, after the shower I wasn't. I had to go downstairs to say goodbye but the guy I liked kept looking at me weird and I don't why. Why was he looking at me like that?"

Maybe it was your imagination. Maybe a firefly landed on your nose. Maybe you looked beautiful. There’s really no way to know, I’m sorry.

posted 1 day ago with 36 notes
Anonymous asked: "I don't understand why are people putting random text underneath the picture of your dog I'm confused first masturbation tips then this what"

Dogs are many thing. ‘Soft ghetto’ is apparently one of these things. 

posted 1 day ago with 21 notes